It's not hard.
Just do your job.

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Why people who don't do their job are so annoying

We're not saying we're perfect. We're saying the bar is on the floor and some people still trip over it.

1. You end up doing it

   The work doesn't vanish. It lands on the one person who actually cares, and that's you.

2. They get the credit anyway

   Somehow the person who did nothing is the first to say "we crushed it."

3. Everything takes three emails

   A simple task becomes a chase: the follow-up, the follow-up to the follow-up, and the "just circling back."

4. The excuses are creative

   Never saw the message. Thought someone else had it. Was "about to get to it." Always about to.

5. It kills the mood

   Good teams run on trust. One person coasting makes everyone else quietly resentful.

6. They're always so relaxed

   Unbothered, well rested, and totally calm about the deadline you're sweating over.

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